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“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

#’s 3, 4, 12, 16, 17, 18, 20, 24, & 26 will be something my future children say. Fucking clever bastards.

i think my entire childhood was 25…. 

My laugh for the day. Seriously, how do you not love children? They have absolutely no filter.

(Source: honeyyysuckles)

Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it’s very important that you do it ‘cause nobody else will. Like when someone comes into your life and half of you says: “You’re nowhere near ready”. And the other half says: “Make her yours forever”. Michael, Caroline asked me what would I say if I knew you could hear me. I said: “I do know. I love you. God, I miss you, and I forgive you”.

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